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18 November 2008 @ 03:17 pm
All this could be yours, to kill!  


That's right, it's A L I V E. If you are the largest sponsor of my 'beast' you get to K I L L it with a blade! (And frankly nobody has sponsored me right now, so it's quite likely you'll win).
Sponsor Me. It's for charity.

And guys, remember a small amount of money can reduced the chances of a large finger going up your small hole. Graphic enough for you? No? Well my next post on the subject will include diagrams, unless I get a fiver!
 
 
 
pond823pond823 on November 19th, 2008 10:03 am (UTC)
The rest of us pay when you have a period, so think of it as pay back :P
And you are such a sadist, I can see your evil monkey grin in my minds eye right now, are you tear open the wax strip packet.