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18 November 2008 @ 03:17 pm
All this could be yours, to kill!  


That's right, it's A L I V E. If you are the largest sponsor of my 'beast' you get to K I L L it with a blade! (And frankly nobody has sponsored me right now, so it's quite likely you'll win).
Sponsor Me. It's for charity.

And guys, remember a small amount of money can reduced the chances of a large finger going up your small hole. Graphic enough for you? No? Well my next post on the subject will include diagrams, unless I get a fiver!
 
 
 
pond823pond823 on November 18th, 2008 04:03 pm (UTC)
I thought a capitalist model work work thus : I have 1 mustache I lend it out to 14 people who want it even if they obviously can't afford my usury rates, then get them and everyone else to provide my with funds to continue lavishly furnished business of lending them the mustaches I don't physically have?

PS They take electronic American dollars, which are worth a billion UK pounds each at the moment. If this trend continues you will have no excuse to not attend Dragonmeet X next year. If we haven't reverted to the stone age by then.