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18 November 2008 @ 03:17 pm
All this could be yours, to kill!  

That's right, it's A L I V E. If you are the largest sponsor of my 'beast' you get to K I L L it with a blade! (And frankly nobody has sponsored me right now, so it's quite likely you'll win).
Sponsor Me. It's for charity.

And guys, remember a small amount of money can reduced the chances of a large finger going up your small hole. Graphic enough for you? No? Well my next post on the subject will include diagrams, unless I get a fiver!
heliograph on November 18th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
That the marketplace always wins, even when it looses?

It is a little too loose. That's part of the problem. See, instead of using your misguided "democracy" as a model to pick out your 'stache, you should have used the "capitalist" model and had people pledge BIDS on which style you would pick.

The problem with the various styles voted for - and by the way there was heavy turnout, was a four way tie - is that they take awhile to grow.

You should seek out the voters who tricked you into the current model and shake them down.

So when are you bleaching your beard and getting the coca cola theme Christmas suit out? I've been good this year.

Once Coca-Cola ponies up the cash, I'm there.

pond823pond823 on November 18th, 2008 04:03 pm (UTC)
I thought a capitalist model work work thus : I have 1 mustache I lend it out to 14 people who want it even if they obviously can't afford my usury rates, then get them and everyone else to provide my with funds to continue lavishly furnished business of lending them the mustaches I don't physically have?

PS They take electronic American dollars, which are worth a billion UK pounds each at the moment. If this trend continues you will have no excuse to not attend Dragonmeet X next year. If we haven't reverted to the stone age by then.