That's right, it's A L I V E. If you are the largest sponsor of my 'beast' you get to K I L L it with a blade! (And frankly nobody has sponsored me right now, so it's quite likely you'll win).
Sponsor Me. It's for charity.
And guys, remember a small amount of money can reduced the chances of a large finger going up your small hole. Graphic enough for you? No? Well my next post on the subject will include diagrams, unless I get a fiver!