We don't read the Standard. We're not racists. We're not homophobes. We're not Chelsea tractor-driving selfish fuckers. We love London, and we're sad to see the £10bn budget for running this city fall into the hands of a clown who shouldn't be trusted with administrating his own zip fly.
The party starts at midday. Bring booze. Bring a picnic. Invite your friends. All of them. Even if they don't live in London, they probably know someone who does.
(Oh, there's a slight possibility that a political protest in the City Hall area is illegal, so don't bring banners, t-shirts, flags, or balloons or anything, will you? And definitely NO SOUND SYSTEMS. Seriously, now - that would be wrong)"
Just passing the message on, would be great if you could too, even if you can't make it.
I'll be going but not too sure what time yet.